26 September 2010

MY Senseof Humor

Okay fellows. Here goes another equally pointless post, plus some mildly good news. I won't be discreet. I haven't been posting stuff here that frequently for a while now. And by 'a while', I mean a duration that has spanned one semester followed by another and yet another. YES. 3 semesters. Backbreaking enough to bring my posts-per-week rate down by four-fifths! If that isn't something, I hope saying that the last three semesters of college have been the suckiest months of my life does suffice. Though, I am now at a point of comeback from where I can see things a lot more clearly and am certain that the next 7-8 months to follow are going to be a breeze.

Throughout this 3-semester span, my chuddy-buddy, Senseof Humor had met with accident after accident, one minor/mid/end-semester exam after the other. Yeah, power systems and microprocessors and electrical machines and power electronics and the like had exfoliated Senseof Humor from my life. He had dozens of broken bones and was bed-ridden for all these days. Good news is that he is recovering fast and steady and has been discharged from the aspataal only very recently.

Now all this seems very very goody goody. But for one little problem...He seems to be hit by an overdose of the vulgar. Here's the last chat I and Senseof Humor had on g-talk:

Senseof Humor (SH): Dude!

Me (M): hey!wassup? Missed you man...when are you getting back?

SH: I am better now. Can't wait to catch a pair of ants humping each other. \m/

M: Whaaaatttt!!? you'd better be mtrfking kidding me

SH: yeah man...I've been catching up on Hugh Antner's Playboy. Awesome stills man...beats all the other stuff! :)

M: other stuff eh?  :-P

SH: Yeah dude.

M: okay buddy no problems. i've always got ants screwing over my laptop keyboard

SH: Freakin' Awesome man!

M: Yeah right. Ahem... dude, tone down on the ant humping crap. you still need help. Get back soon and we'll have to work on you

SH: hey, check this out: http://2fa.org/ants.jpg

M: Dude...ewww. You DEFINITELY need help. ttyl. bbye


Now, I'm not too happy letting you in on the details of our chat. But I need to do this to follow up with a message to the following distinguised subjects that have distorted and damaged my poor little Senseof Humor like that:
To
1. Power System Operation and Control
2. Power Systems II
3. dM-vK aka Boodha (who rides a pink scooty to class without realizing he's probably doing the gay community proud)
4. Booddha, for screwing up my PSOC grades
5. Booddha, for being Booddha
6. Kantaala for his hair
7. Kantaala for his screwed up way of boring the hell out of me during Machines classes
8. Kantaala for the 24x7 pissed expression on his face
9. Kantaala for giving me full marks in the mid semester exam and giving me only a passing grade in his subject
10. Electrical Machines
11. Power Electronics
12. B. Tech
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and the list does not end here.


For now I'll convey my message to this limited set. I'll leave Senseof Humor to make his own list sometime later, when he's back to Absolute Normal.

SUBJECT: hey!

MESSAGE:


SUCKERS!


the GuyNextDoor